When Becky and I were waiting for Cam to show up we took a infant care class at the hospital. You may remember the post from July. She went on and on about the dreaded "blowout" This was supposed to be a bowel movement that could defy the laws of gravity and bring grown men to their knees. We laughed it off and after a few episodes of projectile vomit I thought we had seen it all.
That was before this week!! Let me just say that none of Paula Suzuki's warnings could have prepared us for the things we saw that night. It took both Becky and I to handle the situation. I tried to throw his clothes away, but Becky reminded me that would get costly if he has more of these events. I don't understand where he was keeping all of the product. I have seen things only seen in times of war. I will never be the same.
The best part was he did it all while we were feeding him. Stealth like a Ninja. Clandestine defecation.
It took us two baths and half a bottle of Pine-sol to erase the evidence.
Thank goodness we were both home. If it had been me, I might have just taken him to the car wash and hosed him off.
3 comments:
Ok that was hilarious! But my first thought was where oh where did you use the pine-sol? I can't wait to see all of you very soon. Love, Nanny / Momma
I used the pine-sol to clean out the tub not clean off the baby.
HA HA Go CAM! Get used to it Momma & Daddy- it won't be the last time LOL!
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